The only thing I have against the Church of Scientology is that they’re all freakin’ nuts!
I went into one of these places about twenty years ago. They were offering free IQ Tests. After a million questions about whether I was a messenger from God later, and after signing a statement that I was not a member of the media, they sat me down and told me exactly what my problem was: I needed to buy this book. Ohh-kay. Well, hey, it’s been real nice talking to you, and if you see Lord Xenu or any of his little alien friends, tell them “nanu-nanu” for me. They never did tell me what my IQ was.
I am probably going to get sued for this.
Scientology is more of a cult than a church, but unlike other cults we’ve seen — like the Branch Davidians or Heaven’s Gate — Scientology, while psychotic, is harmless, and while they keep away from doctrines like isolation from the rest of society and mass suicide, they should be tolerated. Besides, it’s kind of entertaining watching the antics of Tom Cruise on the Today Show, ranting at Matt Lauer about how psychiatric medications are so evil. Now jump up and down on the couch and dance in your underwear. Pity he feels that way about psych meds; If anyone needs to be on a heavy dose of Celexa, it’s him.
Scientologists amuse me, but they do not scare me. So go ahead and sue me if you like, folks. This is just my opinion and it’s my right to express it. Besides, you wouldn’t be able to get anything out of me. Nyah nyah!
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