I really struck out in 2010. Out of seven people I didn’t think would survive the year, none died. For this reason, I left Fred Phelps off my 2011 Death List. So if he dies in 2011, I’ll miss out on another potential hit … like I did with Billy Mays in 2008, only to have him die in 2009. I’ll gladly sacrifice the bragging rights to see the tired old bastard bite the dust.
| Name | Age* | Claim to Fame | |
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Kirk Douglas
b. December 9, 1916 |
93 | Actor (Spartacus) |
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
b. February 6, 1917 |
93 | Actress and cop-slapper. |
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Jimmy Carter
b. October 1, 1924 |
85 | 39th President of the United States |
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Elizabeth II
b. April 21, 1926 |
83 | Queen of England. |
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Fred Phelps
b. November 13, 1929 |
80 | Church pastor, hatemonger, wife beater, funeral crasher and general all-around asshole. |
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Leonard Nimoy
b. March 26, 1931 |
78 | Mister Spock on Star Trek. |
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Rush Limbaugh
b. January 12, 1951 |
58 | Radio commentator and general ass clown. As of this writing, he was just a few pork rinds away from his grave. |
| * Age as of January 1, 2010 | |||
