In 2008, I took a more tongue-in-cheek approach to my Death List. Instead of listing people who I thought would die that year, I listed those people who I hoped would die that year. I did manage to get one hit when Charlton Heston died, though it was my hope he would die of a gunshot injury. I still wonder to this day if, at his funeral, they pried his gun from his cold, dead hands.
My Score for 2009: 1 out of 5.
| Name | Age* | Claim to Fame | |
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Milvina Dean
b. February 2, 1912 |
96 | Last living survivor of the Titanic … well, not anymore. |
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Kirk Douglas
b. December 9, 1916 |
93 | Actor (Spartacus) |
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Jerry Lewis
b. March 16, 1926 |
82 | Comic actor and champion of the Muscular Dystrophy Association. |
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Elizabeth II
b. April 21, 1926 |
83 | Queen of England. |
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O.J. Simpson
b. July 9, 1947 |
61 | I just figured someone in the Big House was going to want a piece of “The Juice.” |
| * Age as of January 1, 2009 | |||










