Sunday, March 17, 2013
This past Friday, the Ides of March, was my graduation day. That means I’ve finished my course of radiation therapy, and they even gave me a cute certificate to commemorate the occasion. I got a high-five from one of my fellow patients in the waiting room who I’d become friends with, even if I never did catch her name. (I never asked because of patient confidentiality.) I should have brought a bottle of non-alcoholic champagne or something to celebrate. It was kind of a bittersweet occasion. No, I am not going to miss having my rear end irradiated, nor am I going to miss being hooked up to a chemotherapy pump for five days. But I am going to …
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Friday, December 21, 2012
If the NRA were in charge of preventing the spread of HIV/AIDS, their answer would be to infect everybody.
Every time an incident like the horrific massacre in Newtown, Connecticut drives the public’s collective cognition to firearms, the gun nuts from the NRA jump up and down yelling about the Second Amendment, at least the half of it they chant like scripture. They always leave out the part about a well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, but I’ve already harpooned that point to death. Every time we make the slightest effort to get dangerous weapons out of our culture, they make that same tired “slippery slope” argument. But now their mouthpiece, Wayne LaPierre, wants …
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Monday, November 12, 2012
Awww, you poor little babies. Do we need a nappy-wappy? Do we need our diaper changed? Are we not getting our way so we’re going to take our toys and go home?
As of this writing, twenty states and counting have filed petitions with the White House to secede from the United States. Since most Tea Party Republicans have a poor basic knowledge of geography, as evidenced by Fox News graphics, I created this map as a service to them, since unlike them, I paid attention in geography class and know which states are which.
In case you can’t read the small print on your monitor, the red states are those states which Romney carried where …
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